The Dukes of Hazzard Gone Wrong

by May 15, 2020

I think a story is in order.

My brother and I were stupid as teenagers. He would ask me to jump, and I would always say “How high?” Naturally, we got into a LOT of trouble together… this time is no different. Buckle up for 18 minutes of pure stupidity (I promise that it’s actually a pretty fun story). 

Mixing late night drives with rowdy teenagers is never a good idea, especially when you’re partying like it’s 1999. You’ve seen the movies. Anyway, my brother and I are driving around and we get egged. What happens next is the product of 19-year-old hormones and raging testosterone. We nearly wrecked the car, got busted by the cops, and destroyed a yard in a gated community. 

Yet it all worked out to teach me a bit of humility. It got me thinking about my relationships and the responsibility that comes with growing up. What makes having these kinds of memories so great is that we can see how far we come, and even learn new lessons as we grow. 

This whole story is quintessential late 90s shenanigans and you won’t want to miss it.

In this episode you’ll learn about…

  • You say jump. I say how high? (1:23)
  • Sunny side up or over easy? (3:15)
  • Getting SOOO high (6:00)
  • Teeter tottering on greatness (8:50)
  • The boys in blue (12:10)
  • Scott free? Not so fast (15:20)
  • Displeasement? (16:35)
  • Memory lane (18:25)

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