I’m always (somehow) a magnet for trouble.
Alright, Listener. It’s time to settle in for another round of story-time. Are you ready?
I’ll set the stage for you:
Teenage Johnny was athletic, and a total punk. Because of this, let’s just say that I was a danger to kin and canines alike.
My cousin, Jason, came over to play some backyard football, and wouldn’t you know it, he gets beamed in the eye with a football. If only we’d realize that moment was symbolic of the… pain and suffering that was to come.
I won’t spoil what happens next. Just know, no man is a match for a dirt-clod ninja star. Take a dive into that time I sowed utter chaos for my coach and cousin.
In this episode you’ll learn about…
- The intersection between luck and lousy timing. (1:37)
- Go deep!…into the eye. (2:14)
- Ninja star to the face. (4:03)
- Babe Ruth would be proud. (7:47)
- Bringing the cheddar. (10:05)
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