I’m always (somehow) a magnet for trouble.

Alright, Listener. It’s time to settle in for another round of story-time. Are you ready? 

I’ll set the stage for you:

Teenage Johnny was athletic, and a total punk. Because of this, let’s just say that I was a danger to kin and canines alike. 

My cousin, Jason, came over to play some backyard football, and wouldn’t you know it, he gets beamed in the eye with a football. If only we’d realize that moment was symbolic of the… pain and suffering that was to come. 

I won’t spoil what happens next. Just know, no man is a match for a dirt-clod ninja star. Take a dive into that time I sowed utter chaos for my coach and cousin.

In this episode you’ll learn about…

• The intersection between luck and lousy timing. (1:37)
• Go deep!…into the eye. (2:14)
• Ninja star to the face. (4:03)
• Babe Ruth would be proud. (7:47)
• Bringing the cheddar. (10:05)

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